Billy Connolly, Steve Martin, and unknown

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Scotland 2002

Steve didn't go to Scotland in 2001, but he was back in  2002 for the Lonach Gathering and Games and to see Billy Connolly for his big 60th birthday party.

Much of what is below is about Billy Connolly, but it bears on Steve and his annual visits.

   
 


Sunday Mail 
(U.K. newspaper)
August 18, 2002, Sunday
NEWS; Pg. 11
ROCKABILLIES;
LEGENDS BOB, ROD AND PAUL FORM SUPERBAND FOR BIG YIN'S BIRTHDAY
Steve Mckenzie And Jim Lawson

BIRTHDAY Big Yin Billy Connolly celebrated his 60th in style last night ‑ with the world's richest rock band.

Music legends Sir Paul McCartney, Rod Stewart and Bob Geldof provided the former shipyard welder with a unique rendition of Happy Birthday.

 Lord of the manor Billy splashed out pounds 1million on the birthday bash at his Scottish estate, Candacraig. Prince Charles, his partner Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Andrew were among the guests at the knees‑up at Strathdon in Aberdeenshire.  

The kilted heir to the throne drove himself and Camilla the 20 miles to Connolly's house from Balmoral ‑ where he had been on his summer break with the Queen and Prince Philip ‑ in a dark Vauxhall estate car.  

Connolly and his wife, comedienne Pamela Stephenson, lived it up with their royal pals and showbiz buddies.  

The Big Yin has copied another royal tradition ‑ having two birthdays. He is not actually 60 until November, but didn't let that stop him staging the ultimate bash.  

The party guests included Reservoir Dogs star Steve Buscemi, funnyman Robin Williams, Scots hunk Ewan McGregor, Monty Python men Michael Palin and Eric Idle and Patrick Stewart, who plays Star Trek's Jean‑Luc Picard.  

Also there were Billy's close friends Dame Judi Dench and comedy star Steve Martin, as well as many local people he has befriended since buying the 15‑ bedroom 17th‑century mansion for pounds 500,000 a few years ago.

The Big Yin used a menu based on his famous banana boots.

The centrepiece for the banquet table was a 5ft high ice sculpture in the shape of his three‑wheeled Harley Davidson bike, which Billy rode across Australia on his World Tour TV series.  

The meal included haggis, Loch Fyne salmon, black pudding and Cranachan ice cream and Donside Fudge.  

The whole shindig was masterminded by Pamela and has been six months in the making. Even the lads who erected the gigantic marquee on the front lawn were put up in style in posh hotels for three weeks at Billy's expense.  

And last night flags were being placed in the grounds in preparation for a mock battle to complete the celebrations.  

Tourists couldn't get a bed in Strathdon and neighbouring Royal Deeside because of the 200 party guests.  

And on Friday, two taxis were sent to the nearby Monaltrie Hotel at Ballater to pick up Thai food for Billy's pals.  

Security was tight. Kilted guards patrolled outside Candacraig. Guards were also stationed outside the Hilton Craigendarroch in Ballater, where several stars stayed.  

Sir Paul and new wife Heather met up with Bob Geldof there for a quiet drink on Friday night.

Meanwhile, it was revealed that Connolly made his pledge to raise cash for Glasgow's flood victims after a heartfelt plea from the city's Lord Provost, Alex Mosson, who worked as a plater alongside Billy in Steven's Shipyard on the Clyde before the Big Yin hit the big time.  

The pair hatched the plan for three "Wellyaid" concerts while watching Celtic's recent match against Dunfermline.  

Connolly will appear at the Clyde Auditorium in Glasgow on August 29, 30 and 31.  

Tickets, priced pounds 30 and pounds 25, are on sale now, and all the proceeds will go to flood victims in Glasgow and to the comedian's own Third World charity, Tickety‑ Boo.
 

   
 

The Herald (Glasgow)
August 17, 2002

Pg. 13
Stars say cheers to the laird of comedy;Profile: Billy Connolly; From a tormented childhood, through alcoholism and depression, the entertainer has become a huge star who will today celebrate his birthday with the glitterati in his native Scotland, says Lorna MacLaren  
Lorna MacLaren

 IT'S been an unlikely journey, at one point a struggle through the mire of alcoholism, depression, and contemplation of suicide, but Billy Connolly has emerged in triumph, a millionaire entertainer with a happy family life, who is now grand enough to have, like the queen, two birthdays.  

Today the self‑proclaimed ''nutter in a castle" is hosting what will be the party of his lifetime, a lavish celebration in honour of his 60th year at the stately Highland home he owns just 16 miles from Balmoral.  

Guests ‑ including Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor and American comics Robin Williams and Steve Martin ‑ will enjoy a week of revelry in the 15‑bedroomed Candacraig House in Strathdon, culminating in the Lonach Highland Games where Connolly revels in the role of laird.  

The Prince of Wales, who along with Wills and Harry has popped in for dinner on several occasions, is also expected to make an appearance with Camilla.

With his acting career still bringing in work, his wife's book on his life, Billy, in demand, and him being the new face of the Lotto, life seems to be blossoming at 60 for the Big Yin. Each year, as the culmination of a week of house parties, the comedian once famed for his outlandish satin costumes and banjo playing, dons Highland dress to hold court at Candacraig as the March of the Clansmen, led by Major Sir Hamish Forbes, upholds its ancient right to tramp ‑ not in his big banana boots ‑ through the glens to the games, halting at the five "big hooses" on their way for a dram.  

Over the years his fame, wealth, and royal friends have drawn flak from Scots who see his showbiz life as a betrayal of his roots as an approachable Glasgow patter‑merchant. This has always infuriated him. He said of attending dinner with Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson: "Was I supposed to turn down the invite because I was working class?"  

All the pomp and circumstance of this weekend is light years away from the lowly way in which the Big Yin was introduced to the world. On November 24, 1942, he was born on the cold kitchen floor of a third‑floor tenement in Anderston, Glasgow.

This inauspicious entry was not to be his only early trauma.  

When he was three and his sister Florence was five, Mamie, their mother, abandoned them in the care of neighbours. It was wartime and their father was in Burma.  

Connolly's aunts, Margaret and Mona, reluctantly looked after the two bewildered children, passing them back and forward between them. Connolly, especially, suffered physical and verbal abuse from Mona, which only stopped after she was admitted to a psychiatric hospital. He remembers vividly the blood from his nose dripping on to his feet. He was also being bullied at school and picked on by a sadistic schoolteacher who'd told him that Jesus was dead because of him.  

The cruelty did not stop after his father returned from the war. Often drunk, he would share a fold‑down bed with the boy and sexually abused him for five years. These revelations came out after his wife, the former comedian and now psychotherapist, Pamela Stephenson, wrote his life story.  

She recounted how as a boy Connolly dreamed of escaping his fearful surroundings, believing that one day he would find a better life.  

When he was 16 he saw his chance in the shape of a welding apprenticeship at Govan dockyards. The zany humour he used as a shield for his anxiety made him popular. He was trying to get started as a folk musician and gradually his act contained more funny stories and sketches than music.  

He was soon touring Britain. He looked like a medieval wizard with his wild hair and beard and delighted audiences with intelligent, irreverent comedy routines, based on his life experiences in Glasgow.  

But it was an appearance on The Parkinson Show which made him a star. He was 33 and told a near‑the‑knuckle joke about a man killing his wife, burying her face down in the driveway, and using her to park his bike. It was outrageous, but got a huge laugh. Soon everyone wanted him. Behind the scenes, however, the cracks in his psyche were deepening.

As he became more successful and famous, he was drinking more. Depression was always in the background and he got blind drunk to blot out the misery. Meanwhile, his marriage to first wife, Iris, was floundering. He had two children, Cara and Jamie, and was becoming increasingly isolated from them. Iris and he divorced in 1984, and it was in 1986 that he wed Kiwi‑born Stephenson whom he had met while doing a sketch for the comedy show, Not the Nine O'Clock News.  

The glamorous blonde, who had never heard of Connolly until they worked together, fell for what she called this "crazy, hilarious, sensitive, charismatic savage".  

During the seventies, he says, he had been out of control. He had met Jimi Hendrix and could not remember a thing about it, had got wrecked on brandy and coke with Led Zepellin's John Bonham, and he had been out drinking with Keith Moon on the night that The Who drummer died. The book Stephenson wrote about her husband documented every painful step of those desperate years, and the abusive childhood he'd suffered before then.  

She threatened to leave him in a final attempt to get him sober. Now 51 and still with her trademark blonde hair, she says of writing the book, Billy: "Of course I have a very close relationship with my husband, but I've had to sit back and try to be more objective. And it's the objective part of me that goes, 'Oh, my God, how did he do this? How could he have survived?'."  

In 1989 Connolly was invited to the US to be the replacement star of a popular comedy show on NBC, and this meant him agreeing to a four‑year contract. He was to play the immigrant teacher of a group of gifted children in Head of the Class. The move to California made his name in the US and film work started to come his way. It all began slowly before taking off in spectacular style with the British‑made Mrs Brown (Dustin Hoffman called Connolly's acting, alongside Judy Dench, "the most exciting male performance of that year"). He has gone on since then to do other critically acclaimed pieces for film and television.  

The Connolly family base remains in America. From the sun‑deck of their Hollywood home they can look down on to the back‑lot of Universal Pictures. Still together and with three daughters of their own ‑ Daisy, Amy, and Scarlett ‑ Connolly says simply: "Marriage to Pam didn't change me, it saved me."  

Today the former wild man is a non‑smoking, teetotal, vegetarian. He admits that if it hadn't been for his wife sticking by him he would not have been around to enjoy a relationship with his children and now a grandchild ‑ never mind scooting around Australia on a Harley or dyeing his beard green.  

So, as the billowing marquees are decorated with fruit and flowers, and the lawns of his sumptuous estate await the party guests, he will no doubt have a few quiet moments contemplating his rise to this point.  

He admits himself to having lived two lives, but he swears he's never forgotten his roots or lost touch with his background. "I pray that somewhere there's some wee boy whose hero I am who'll look at me and say, 'Well, Connolly did it. Left school wi' sod all, wrote plays, appeared at Carnegie Hall, Madison Square Garden, on the telly. It can be done'."  

He says he'll always remember something a friend once said to him that sums it all up: "Look at you, Billy . . . you're a welder who got away with it!"

GRAPHIC: WILD ROVER NO MORE: Billy Connolly is, according to his wife, a "charismatic savage", but he has left behind his crazy days. Picture: Splash News
 

   
 

Press Association
August 17, 2002, Saturday
H
ome News
Stars Gather For Big Yin's Birthday Bash
Ian Marland, PA News

Comedian Billy Connolly was today throwing a star‑studded bash at his Highland retreat to celebrate his 60th birthday later in the year.  

The millionaire comic was expected to welcome 200 famous faces and friends to Candacraig House, near Strathdon, Aberdeenshire. Film stars Steve Martin, Robin Williams and Susan Sarandon were expected to be among the guests, along with Michael Parkinson, Ewan McGregor and Dame Judi Dench.

Connolly and wife Pamela Stephenson bought the 15‑bedroom house ‑ 16 miles from Balmoral ‑ from Body Shop founder Anita Roddick in 1998.  

The local 'laird' annually spends August at Candacraig when he attends the local Highland games with a posse of famous friends.  

A spokeswoman for the star said the event was a purely private occasion.  

Connolly is not 60 until November this year, but is using his stay in the Highlands to celebrate his milestone.  

According to reports, Connolly has festooned the house with hundreds of yards of his clan tartan.  

Guests will enjoy drinks in the grounds before a lavish marquee banquet and live entertainment.  

The Big Yin became a household name in the Seventies with his irreverent brand of observational humour which drew on his working class background.  

Born in the Anderston area of Glasgow in 1942, Connolly spoke only recently of the abuse he suffered as a child from his father.  

He left school at 15 and worked as a delivery boy before becoming a welder in the Glasgow shipyards.  

Connolly established himself as a comedian at the Edinburgh Fringe in 1972, but his big break came on a 1975 edition of the Parkinson show.  

He married Pamela Stephenson, his second wife, in 1986. The couple have three children.  

In recent years, the comic has carved a successful acting career, starring in films such as Deacon Brodie and Mrs Brown.

 

   
   
   
   
 

Press Association
August 17, 2002, Saturday
HOME NEWS
ROYALS JOIN BIG YIN'S HIGHLAND FLING
Jude Sheerin and Ian Marland, PA News  

Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles today led party‑goers arriving for comedian Billy Connolly's star‑studded 60th birthday bash.  

The couple were joined by Prince Andrew as they arrived ahead of an expected 200 famous faces at the Big Yin's Highland retreat.  

Sir Bob Geldof and former Formula 1 world champion Jackie Stewart were also among those at Candacraig House, near Strathdon, Aberdeenshire. Accompanied by Camilla, Prince Charles drove a green Vauxhall Omega into the grounds of the palatial retreat followed by his brother, who was driving a blue Range Rover.  

Film stars Steve Martin and Robin Williams were also expected to be among the guests, along with Michael Parkinson, Ewan McGregor and Dame Judi Dench.  

Connolly and his wife Pamela Stephenson bought the 15‑bedroom house ‑ 16 miles from Balmoral ‑ from Body Shop founder Anita Roddick in 1998.  

The local "laird" spends every August at Candacraig when he attends the local Highland games with a posse of famous friends.  

Connolly is not 60 until November, but is using his stay in the Highlands to celebrate his milestone birthday.  

According to reports, Connolly has festooned the house with hundreds of yards of his clan tartan.  

Guests will enjoy drinks in the grounds before going into a marquee for a lavish banquet and live entertainment.  

The Big Yin became a household name in the Seventies with his irreverent brand of observational humour which drew on his hard working class background.  

Born in the Anderston area of Glasgow in 1942, Connolly spoke only recently of the abuse he suffered as a child from his father.  

He left school at 15 and worked as a delivery boy before becoming a welder in the Glasgow shipyards.  

Connolly established himself as a comedian at the Edinburgh Fringe in 1972, but his big break came on a 1975 edition of the Parkinson show.  

He married Stephenson, his second wife, in 1986. The couple have three children.  

In recent years, the comic has carved out a successful acting career, starring in films such as Deacon Brodie and Mrs Brown.
 

 
   
   
   
 

Daily Star
August 16, 2002
News; Pg. 3
He Buys Yorkshire F
ake; Big Yin Canny Afford Proper Tartan
Doug Watson
 

COMIC Billy Connolly is decking out his mansion with tartan made in YORKSHIRE ‑ because it's cheaper than the real thing.

The Big Yin is hosting a star‑studded bash to celebrate his 60th birthday tomorrow and wants to welcome guests in true Scottish style. But the woollen tartan of his Scottish clan ‑ MacLean of Duart ‑ costs a whopping GBP 64 a square metre.

So Billy has opted for a fake material made from polyester and viscose ‑ at just GBP 6 a square metre.  

He ordered 600 metres in red and the same amount in green, the length of 12 footie pitches, costing GBP 7,200. The real stuff would have been GBP 76,800.  

The walls and ceilings of his country home in Aberdeenshire will be draped with the material for the party, where guests are set to include Hollywood stars Steve Martin, Robin Williams and Susan Sarandon.  

The Brits will be led by Ewan McGregor, Dame Judi Dench and former Month Python star Eric Idle.  

The 32 workers at Marton Mills in Pool‑in‑Wharfedale, West Yorks, had just over a week to complete the tartan order.  

Boss Richard Watts, 27, said: "We all pulled together and made sure the order was top quality.  

"They are large pieces of material, but we have a lo of looms and all the staff worked very hard."  

But Billy and his manager WILL be wearing kilts made by a top Edinburgh tailor.

 

 
   
   
   
 

The Express
August 16, 2002
NEWS; Pg. 5
THE BIG YIN GOES FOR CHEAPER ALTERNATIVE TO SCOTTISH PLAID; COMEDIAN CONNOLLY CUTS HIS TARTAN PARTY CLOTH TO SUIT HIS PURSE

CANNY comedian Billy Connolly will be pulling the wool over the eyes of stars invited to his 60th birthday Highland fling ‑ by opting for polyester tartans.

The millionaire comic plans to decorate his Aberdeenshire mansion for the party with hundreds of yards of his clan cloth.

But, instead of using authentic Scottish woollen material, the Big Yin is buying a copy of the genuine article ‑ manufactured in England. And although it can be called a tartan, because the material's pattern matches the authentic Scots design, it is literally a pale imitation.  

For the synthetic drapes ‑ which come in green and in red ‑ cannot hold the same vivid colours as a genuine woollen weave and it has to be coloured using duller dyes.  

In other respects, no expense has been spared to make the funnyman's celebrations on Saturday a night to remember.  

He and his wife, Pamela Stephenson, have invited Hollywood friends such as Steve Martin, Robin Williams and Susan Sarandon.  

British celebrities among the 200 guests include Dame Judy Dench, Ewan McGregor, and chat show host Michael Parkinson, who will descend on Candacraig, the couple's grand pile near the tiny village of Strathdon.  

Dressed in tuxedos and evening gowns, they will enjoy drinks before sitting down in a giant marquee to a dinner of Scottish salmon, Aberdeen Angus beef, haggis and champagne and malt whisky.  

And even though Billy has economised on the tartan, the 1,200 square metres he needs will still set him back GBP 7,200.  

If he had opted for the real McCoy ‑ a green tartan called the Hunting MacLean of Duart and a red tartan called the Modern MacLean of Duart ‑ it could have cost GBP 64 a square metre and landed him with a whopping bill for GBP 76,800. More than 30 workers completed the order on looms at Marton Mills in Pool‑in‑Wharfedale, West Yorkshire with enough cloth to cover two football pitches.  

Company director Richard Watts said: "It was quite a rush job, but we all pulled together."

 

 
   
 

Sunday Express
August 11, 2002
NEWS; Pg. 33
BILLY CONNOLLY IS ABOUT TO CELEBRATE HIS 60TH BIRTHDAY, A MILESTONE HIS FRIENDS ONCE THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER REACH; THE WOMAN WHO BROUGHT THE BIG YIN TO HIS SENSES
Ruairi O'Kane
 

AS Scotland's most famous funnyman hosts a star‑studded party to mark his 60th birthday, one woman must take a lot of credit for ensuring he reached the landmark.  

Comedian Billy Connolly's 60 years have seen dizzying highs and depressing lows but his wife, Pamela Stephenson, 54, has remained a calming factor in his enduring success and appeal.

The Australian‑born comic turned psychologist has helped Connolly deal with his addiction to alcohol and drugs and come to terms with the childhood sexual abuse he suffered from his father. Now the couple and their three daughters, Daisy, Amy and Scarlett share the trappings of Hollywood success and live a lavish lifestyle.

Around 200 stars of film and television are expected to descend upon the tiny rural community of Strathdon, Aberdeenshire, next weekend to honour the Big Yin's milestone.  

Among them are expected to be comedian Robin Williams and Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor.  

Connolly's birthday is not until November but he has moved his party forward to ensure it coincides with the Lonach Gathering, and invitations to stay at his Highland retreat, Candacraig House, are much sought after.  

Actress Dame Judi Dench and comics Steve Martin and Eric Idle are among those who have stayed with Connolly and Pamela at the 19th century mansion.  

Pamela's award‑winning account of her husband's life ‑ the candid biography Billy ‑ revealed how she helped him confront the demons which threatened to ruin his career and his life.  

Now teetotal and clean from drugs, Pamela said that in hisdarkest hours, her husband was a suicidal madman.  

Of his alcoholism she said: "It turned him into a mean, violent, out of control nutter, with a psychotic rage, frequent blackouts and memory loss.  

"When I saw Billy in concert, I began to realise that he was a real hero to many people, and yet what I saw of him personally, particularly in the dressing room, was that he was about to die.

"He was very suicidal."  

The pair met when Connolly was booked to appear on The Not the Nine O'Clock News show. She admitted she had never heard of him.

During the infamous programme, Billy played the Ayatollah Khomeini while Stephenson sang a love song to the Iranian leader dressed as a terrorist.  

However, as a result of the Iranian Embassy siege that same week the scene was dropped.  

Instead viewers were treated to the sight of the Scotsman being interviewed by Stephenson dressed as Janet Street‑Porter.  

According to Stephenson, she felt their first meeting had been a disaster.

She said: "I sensed that Billy had not been too impressed with me."

Years later the star admitted to his wife he thought she was out of his league and would have preferred Oxbridge guys to a former Clyde shipbuilder.

However, at the time both were still married to other people ‑ Connolly to his then wife Iris, and Stephenson to actor Nicholas Ball.

When they met again in 1982, Connolly's marriage was practically over while Stephenson had separated from her husband. Thirty brandies later and the pair ended up in bed.

But Stephenson admitted she had thought she had made a huge error.  

She said: "I'd made a terrible mistake. Engaging though he was, he was also a pitiful, self‑destructive drunk who was likely to be Big Trouble."

Within months they had set up home together in Knightsbridge, London. The couple married in 1989.

 

 
 

The Daily Telegraph (London)
August 19, 2002, Monday
Pg. 09
Like Oscar night with midges for the Big Yin's 60th
Auslan Cramb Scottish Correspondent  

THE Laird of Candacraig is not your average member of the Highland landed class. The Saltire at half‑mast marking the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death should have been a clue to that.

The people attending the laird's 60th birthday party at the weekend were a bit out of the ordinary too. There was Steve Martin, Robin Williams and Steve Buscemi, the guy who met a nasty end in Reservoir Dogs ‑ and some of the neighbours from a few miles down the road, at Balmoral. Then there was the musical accompaniment, provided by the Tartan Amoebas, and the tartan hangings, made of polyester.  

But then the Laird of Candacraig is Billy Connolly.  

Twelve weeks after David Beckham and his wife Victoria blew the gross national product of a small country on their decidedly B‑list celebrity bash to mark the onset of the World Cup, Connolly and his wife, Pamela Stephenson, showed them how to hold a proper "do" at their Aberdeenshire seat, Candacraig House.  

The Prince of Wales and Camilla Parker Bowles, on holiday at Balmoral, were among the guests for the event on Saturday night, as were the Duke and Duchess of York, who arrived separately.  

They were joined by Sir Paul McCartney and his wife Heather, Dame Judi Dench, Rod Stewart and Whoopi Goldberg, plus Sir Bob Geldof, Ewan McGregor, Michael Palin and Eric Idle. One resident of the village of Strathdon described it as "just like Oscar night. Except for the midges".

Of course, the truly stylish never invite the likes of Hello! into their parties, and thus the proceedings remained largely a mystery to the outside world. However, the nosey were able to glimpse the construction of a medieval jousting arena, raising the possibility of a high‑profile casualty list the following morning. Disappointingly, it was merely the venue for a display laid on for the guests.

Many of the guests, including Prince Charles, donned tartan, and the security guards wore kilts. The Lonach Pipe Band played tunes chosen by the host to signal the arrival of each celebrity.  

The grounds of the 15‑bedroom house, bought by Connolly from Anita Roddick, founder of the Body Shop, were dotted with tents. Drinks on the lawn were followed by dinner for 300 people in a marquee draped in 1,200 yards of mock tartan, supplied at a cost of pounds 7,000 by a mill in Yorkshire. Connolly's heretical choice of an English supplier was justified by the cost of the real thing: pounds 76,000.  

The centrepiece of the banquet was a present from Miss Stephenson, a former comedian turned psychotherapist, of a 5ft‑high ice sculpture of her husband's favourite Harley Davidson trike. The menu, in the shape of the banana boots worn by Connolly on stage, offered black pudding, haggis timbales, salmon and roast guinea fowl.  

Connolly is not 60 until Nov 24, but he staged the party early to coincide with his annual visit to Candacraig. He is a keen supporter of local events, particularly the local Highland games, known as the Lonarch Gathering.  

It is all a long way from the shipyards of the Clyde where Connolly worked as a welder. A millionaire a few times over, he also has a home in Los Angeles, close to Marlon Brando and Jack Nicholson.  

His career as a pub and club comedian was transformed by his appearance on Michael Parkinson's chat show in 1975. Parkinson, also a guest at the party, has remained friends with Connolly ever since. He has also carved out a film career, winning praise for his role in Mrs Brown opposite Dame Judi.  

His biography, Billy, written by his wife, disclosed a grim history of abuse by his father during his childhood in a Glasgow tenement and chronicled his successful battle with alcoholism.

 
 
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